I am positively disturbed. There is a kao coin in which kao-chan is a freaking BLACK HOLE. I am scared now. Do not go near kao the omnipotent cosmic deity. You will be instantaneously devoured.
Suddenly l, you hear a deafening voice in your head; "Who dares interrupt the eternal nap of the almighty KAO?" Then, you hear a noise. You turn around, and there is a barrage of cheese barreling towards you!!!
You look surprised at this massive cheese ball, and you say "My name is Mr. Gobbstopper. I am here to look for my wonderful Mr. Fluff. He is my little kitty." The large cheese ball looks at you confused.