@めいレイさん I think Kao-chan would be... Meat chunks for the skin and unwanted bits, (Kao-chan's reaction) and guts for the noodles(also Kao-chan's reaction lol). I need to know what the anatomy of Kao-chan would be though... HMMMMMMM.
Bacon wrapped Kao chan smoked with barbeque rub. He must be wrapped in bacon so he doesn't taste dry. You can do the same thing with pineapples, so I think it's a pretty good general cooking method.